Drinks

Everyone’s favourite… she’s long, she’s fruity, she’s Crash Bandicooty.

Plantation Pineapple & Mount Gay Eclipse rums, peach, banana, apple, Refresher syrup.

Served long.

One glug of this glowing green number and you’ll be saying ‘pizza!’ in your sleep. 

Gummybear Beefeater gin, apple, kiwi, dry vermouth.

Served short.

Tastes just like a strawberry milkshake at the gaff with the big yellow M. All vegan!

Finlandia vodka, raspberry, amaretto, strawberry milkshake.

Served long.

What does every paper boy want after their round? Blueberry pancakes, of course.

Jack Daniels, blueberry pancake, Lemon Fanta.

Served long.

Our respectful salute to the totally tropical taste. Miss you, big guy.

El Jimador tequila, grapefruit, pineapple, sherbet.

Served long.

Cheeky lil winter spritz! Topped with icing sugar and glitter for that snow globe effect.

Absolut Vanilia, Blackberry, Raspberry Shrub, Prosecco.

Served spritzy.

Reckon we thought of the name before the drink on this one. A cherry old fashioned – stirred, not shaken.

Jack Daniel’s & cherry bourbon blend, Dr Pepper syrup, cherry.

Served on the rocks.

Feelin’ kinda tiki? Rum, fruit & fire can only mean one thing… aagh! Zombie!

Our house rum blend with grapefruit, pineapple, guava, orange, cherry, cinnamon fire.

Served long.

Why have a shot of prosecco with your passion fruit-flavoured martini, when you can have Hooch?

Finlandia vodka, passion fruit, vanilla, raspberry, mango, Pink Hooch.

Served short.

Classic boozy Long Island iced tea ting. Warning, don’t have too many.

Finlandia vodka, El Jimador tequila, Beefeater gin, Wray & Nephew rum, Caribbean pineapple, tea, sour peach

Served long.

Damn, Kirby… Back at it again with the flashing ice cube! Welcome back, King. We missed you.

Beefeater pink gin, poppy liqueur, grapefruit, lime, vanilla.

Served short.

If you wanna get up, you need a little revive! If you loved a WKD back in the day then you’ll be all over this.

Bacardi rum, blue raspberry, plum sake.

Served long.

Hits from the pong because it’s got CBD in it – get it?

Raspberry, guava, kiwi, lime. Contains CBD.

Served long.

No Uka Uka, no hangover… Keep away tomorrow’s bad voodoo with this little number.

Caleno 0% spirit, guava, pineapple, Refresher syrup.

Served long.

Rosé, Can.

A cheeky lil rose straight from St Tropez! Coral in tone, it tastes like peach and candied apricot – magnifique!

Red, Can.

A corker of a Tempranillo with lovely ripe fruit, spices & lightly toasted notes. Really light, despite all the aforementioned fruit and spices. Just how we like it. 10/10, no notes.

White, Can.

Lively & fruity blend of Xarel-lo, Macabeu & Parallada (they’re grape varieties in case you wondered). It’s a mega versatile juice that adapts to all settings & situations – even a neon basement!

Rosé

You know Raven Smith off Instagram? This is his wine! Lovely little Rose, it tastes like strawberries and is crisp AF. Want your own wine? All you have to do is be funny on the internet.

Red

Proper red! Ripe, fruity, and light. Straightforward, no fuss, made with Grenache grapes. We absolutely love it.

White

Fresh n fruity, this is just a well good white wine that we absolutely love. Label is absolutely sick as well. Check it out!

5%, Japan

Refreshing, crisp, super dry.

4.1%, Holland

Light bodied, grassy.

4.5%, Ireland

Medium sweet cider.

4.2%, Ireland

Bitter and sweet, with malt and roast characters.

4.3%, London

Crips, session pale.

5.4%, London

Tropical, dry hops.

4.5%, Mexico

Lager.

4%, UK

Sparkling alcoholic pink lemonade.

5%, USA

Fruit flavoured hard seltzer.

4.7%, Jamaica

Light lager, big flavours.

4%, UK

Sparkling alcoholic lemon brew.

5%, Holland

Bitter taste, crisp finish.